BEST SMS
BE MINE VALENTINE I AM SENDING YOU THIS VALENTINE WISH WITH HUGS AND KISSES ; CAUSE THERE'S A PLACE HERE IN MY HEART THAT'S MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!
One day I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking. One day I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking. One day I read SEX is bad, I stopped reading.
It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
Like energy Love is neither be created nor destroyed...
It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend..
RECENT SMS
Tension: When wife is pregnant! Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant! Horror: When both are pregnant! Tragedy: When you are not responsible for both.
At childhood we cry loudly to get what we like, But when grown up we cry silently to forget what we like. That's life...
We often spend so much of our money on buying clothes, but never realize that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
Love, All my life I have read about it, dreamed of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it. I love you.
A presence of bide sunlight makes our winter so warm, so as your presence in my life makes it so special. Love you forever...
RECENT JOKES
She came in my life in college.
I kept ignoring her.
She smiled, but I kept quiet.
She began to speak, but I didn't listen.
I was not interested at that time & when... Read more
Wife : Honey!! What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing ?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour...
Husband : I was just looking for the... Read more
One evening father passed his daughter's bedroom and heard her saying her prayers. Smiling to himself, he stopped to listen and heard her say, "God bless mummy, God bless daddy,... Read more
An 18-year-old boy says to his father, "Dad, I keep getting these terrible urges, what can I do about it?
"I think you'd better go and see my friend Bob, he's... Read more
Terrifying English, by a PT Teacher
1. There is no wind in the football.
2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?
3. You rotate the ground 4 times.
4. You go &... Read more
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me... Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful... that's what matters to me.
