BEST SMS
Memories last forever, they simply never die. True friends stay together, they never say good-bye.
What's the difference between your and my smile? U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you deal with it is what makes the difference.
I met Money and said, "You are a just piece of Paper."
Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of Paper, but I've not seen a Dustbin yet in my Life."
Don't keep your special friends in your eyes, they may fall as tears.. Keep them in heart so that your every "HEARTBEAT" may remind you that they are with you...
RECENT SMS
Its difficult to wait for someone and its difficult to forget someone But the most difficult thing is to
decide whether to wait or to forget someone.
Stay an hour in my heart, a minute in my mind or a second in my soul. Then you will know how it feels when I miss you.
May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, Your heart with love and your life with laughter.
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts and fill every desire.
Wishing you all the happiness of the season and peace and prosperity in the new year.
RECENT JOKES
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister... Read more
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Husband wife watching an IPL match together: (True Story)
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, Oh look, another wicket.
Husband:... Read more
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it dead on arrival.
Naturally, after checking... Read more
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define 'great' he said, 'I want to write stuff... Read more
I studied everything but never topped, But today the toppers of the best universities are my employees.
