SMS & JOKES

Relations are not exams to pass or fail and not a competition to win or lose but it's a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself.

Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords on the computer!

Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you deal with it is what makes the difference.

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

Life is like a piano.White keys are happy moments & Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together 2 give sweet music. That's life live it...

Its difficult to wait for someone and its difficult to forget someone But the most difficult thing is to
decide whether to wait or to forget someone. 

Stay an hour in my heart, a minute in my mind or a second in my soul. Then you will know how it feels when I miss you.

May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, Your heart with love and your life with laughter.

May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts and fill every desire.

Wishing you all the happiness of the season and peace and prosperity in the new year.   

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister... Read more

A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks if he... Read more

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: (True Story)

After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, Oh look, another wicket.
Husband:... Read more

After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it dead on arrival.

Naturally, after checking... Read more

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define 'great' he said, 'I want to write stuff... Read more